When Ahhh Turns Into Ohhh Really?

 I know plenty of deadbeat fathers (and mothers). I'm a product of one-the father in my case. I'm not bragging or boasting (who would)-it just is what it is. My situation isn't a sob story or rare. Unfortunately it seems to be normal. However I could never put my baby into any of these onesies. I would prefer people not impose their rachetnesss onto children. The truth is there is a market for this kind of crap business. I've watched Maury more times than I care to admit. He's made trashy people big business. Who knew you could turn loose, sexually irresponsible people into a talk show 3 times a week? I never pick sides but the audience always seems to boo before the dude can even get down the steps. And I always have that "You are so dumb" look on my face when the girl takes off running when Maury says you are NOT the father. I don't know what's more embarrassing, the fact that you said you were a 1000% sure or that you thought airing your business on national television was a good idea? Guys are just as guilty. On the show she's everything but a child of God but she was alright to smash at one time? And I always vote for a vasectomy when the guy says something so stupid like "That baby ain't got my ears or my lips." SYAD. Then you find out ole girl isn't the first to fall for the okie doke. He has 4 other baby mommas. Both of you are really dumb! But jokes aside maybe I could sell these onesies in the Maury gift shop? Just joking, but no not really.